do you ever wonder if the stars shine out for you?

hi im Nicole and I just really like singer-songwriters, bands and youtubers

Ask me anythingSubmitNext pageArchive

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut
cant-even-what:

The stupidity of some people amazes me

(Source: apcockulus, via pizza)

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

(via pizza)

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

(Source: lolgifs.net, via therealrandomsock)

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via lets-neverfadeaway)

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

(via awkwardvagina)

sixthgracler:

when your mom starts telling embarrassing stories at family dinner

image

(via lets-neverfadeaway)

petite-madame:

ladysivir:

seraphlimonade:

My micaloz was an absolute darling and put me in a very fluffy mood and give me back my artistic motivation~

i love your art but please, don’t draw these things. It’s just wrong, maybe try drawing normal couples :) i would love to see that!

You are absolutely right to want to see a normal couple because the artwork above isn’t showing normal people at all. Nobody wants to see that! Here is a normal couple:

I mean seriously, nobody has wings and makes love floating in the air! That sure isn’t normal (and not convenient at all either. I can even say that it’s a very dangerous behavior: you can fall! A bed is far better!)
(Even more seriously: The art has been modified with the original artist’s permission, seraphlimonade. Don’t crop, modify, edit an artwork without the artist’s permission, ok guys?)
PS: idjit.
guy:

this should spark up some fun
lukeisnotsexy:

gloomyteens:

my future boyfriend :)

hurly from lost meets susan boyle meets some ninja shit 

death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net, via lukeisnotsexy)

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

image

image

image

(Source: guy, via phanfiction-slut)

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.