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neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via fake-mermaid)

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via alexamullins)

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via ecooli)

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via ecooli)

elliegalaxies:

flipthepj:

i am bringing this post back

god bless you

(Source: middayoil, via moistbottom)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via fake-mermaid)

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

(via wyattguy)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via fake-mermaid)

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via poisonfairie)

mormondad:

getting a boner before marriage is a sin

(via iusedtobeorgasm)