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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

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charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

unfollovving:

Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

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