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h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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artslay:

You:

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Me:

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idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

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illegalaustralien:

life motto

significunts:

the perks of having no social life is being able to watch a whole 6 tv series in a couple of days

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trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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