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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via louder-than-the-sea)

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily, via iusedtobeorgasm)

cyberthug13:

girl: i fukin hate you

me: image

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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(via tyleroakley)

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

(via im-sandra-bullock)

jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

(Source: rect, via notinakinkyway)

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via troyesivan)

opraah:

i really only look good in one lighting, complete darkness

(via awkwardvagina)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

me sexting

boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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You’re a Bitch

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You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via littlelammers)