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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via notinakinkyway)

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

unfollovving:

Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you

(via fake-mermaid)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via pizza)

(Source: crestas, via fake-mermaid)

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

(via fake-mermaid)

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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(via pizza)

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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(via pizza)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

(via fake-mermaid)

anrgy:

inspirational

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via louder-than-the-sea)

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

If everyone thought like this, it would change the world.

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

(via moistbottom)